Lindos títulos
Alguém compilou os piores títulos de filmes pornográficos (cfr. aqui). A minha selecção:
1) GROSS
1. THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES
2. LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH
3. CRACK WHORES OF AMERICA
4. PRIME CUTS - YO QUIERO TACO SMELL
5. AMATEURS ONLY #129 - I'M A BROWN SHIT-HOLED WHORE
6. SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22 - STINKY WHITE WOMEN
2) GROAN
7. DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO?
8. ULTRA KINKY #79 - BOWLIN' IN HER COLON
9. ASS-HOLE O MIO
(..)
11. BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA
12. GOOD ASSTERNOON
13. BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER
(...)
23. SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN ... SHE'S A VAGITARIAN
(...)
29. HOOTERS AND THE BLOWJOBS
(...)
3) STUPID
(...)
39. HUSH ! MY MOTHER MIGHT HEAR US!
40. S.I.D.S. - SEXUALLY INTRUSIVE DYSFUNCTIONAL SOCIETY
41. PRICE IS RIGHT
42. SNOW WHITE AND THE THREE DWARFS
43. ABS OF CUM
44. DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR RUBBERS
(...)
46. TOPLESS BRAIN SURGEONS
(...)
48. THEORY OF RELATIVITY
49. FELANALINGUS
(...)
54. LET'S PLAY ANAL TWISTER
(...)
62. SANDWICH OF LOVE
(...)
66. ALL ANAL ON THE WESTERN FRONT
(...)
70. ANAL FIREBALL
4) WHAT THE HELL ... ?
71. AIRTIGHT GRANNY
72. SECRETARIA EJECUTIVA #1 - BROAD OF DIRECTORS
(...)
74. A HORSE'S TAIL
75. E-THREE THE EXTRA TESTICLE
(...)
79. MEAT LOAF - TV DINNER BOX BIG, HUGE, MEATY COCKS
(...)
82. SUPER DRIPPING WET SERIES #3 - CARNAL CASSEROLE
(...)
5) THE PORN STORE CLERK LAUGHED AT ME
84. CLIMAX SHOTS #70 - MY BROWN EYE, NOT THE WINKER, THE STINKER
85. BUMPIN DONUTS
(...)
87. AMBER THE LESBIAN QUEEFER
88. MAY THE FORESKIN BE WITH YOU
89. RED HOT CHO CHOS
90. WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY
91. PRETTY LIL' SISTAS #1 - BEAUTIFUL BLACK POPOZUDAS!
92. BEEPING MISS BUFFY
93. BACKDOOR LAMBADA
94. WALL TO WALL #24 - HELLO TITTY
(...)
96. BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRA MILKMAIDS
(...)
98. WHAT'S THE LESBIAN DOING IN MY PIRATE MOVIE?
99. LUSTY LIFE #89 - SLIDE YOUR LONG LOAF IN MY HOT OVEN
100. ADVENTURES OF THE FART BITCHES
101. JERK YOUR CUM CRAYON AND COLOR ME WHITE
102. BEVERLY HILLS 9021-HO!
103. I SAW MOMMY EATING SANTA CLAUS
104. 21 HUMP STREET
(...)
108) HAIRY HONIES #11
110) BIG, BROWN, BOMB BOO-YOW BOOTY, BRAZILIAN BITCHES.
1) GROSS
1. THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES
2. LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH
3. CRACK WHORES OF AMERICA
4. PRIME CUTS - YO QUIERO TACO SMELL
5. AMATEURS ONLY #129 - I'M A BROWN SHIT-HOLED WHORE
6. SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22 - STINKY WHITE WOMEN
2) GROAN
7. DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO?
8. ULTRA KINKY #79 - BOWLIN' IN HER COLON
9. ASS-HOLE O MIO
(..)
11. BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA
12. GOOD ASSTERNOON
13. BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER
(...)
23. SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN ... SHE'S A VAGITARIAN
(...)
29. HOOTERS AND THE BLOWJOBS
(...)
3) STUPID
(...)
39. HUSH ! MY MOTHER MIGHT HEAR US!
40. S.I.D.S. - SEXUALLY INTRUSIVE DYSFUNCTIONAL SOCIETY
41. PRICE IS RIGHT
42. SNOW WHITE AND THE THREE DWARFS
43. ABS OF CUM
44. DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR RUBBERS
(...)
46. TOPLESS BRAIN SURGEONS
(...)
48. THEORY OF RELATIVITY
49. FELANALINGUS
(...)
54. LET'S PLAY ANAL TWISTER
(...)
62. SANDWICH OF LOVE
(...)
66. ALL ANAL ON THE WESTERN FRONT
(...)
70. ANAL FIREBALL
4) WHAT THE HELL ... ?
71. AIRTIGHT GRANNY
72. SECRETARIA EJECUTIVA #1 - BROAD OF DIRECTORS
(...)
74. A HORSE'S TAIL
75. E-THREE THE EXTRA TESTICLE
(...)
79. MEAT LOAF - TV DINNER BOX BIG, HUGE, MEATY COCKS
(...)
82. SUPER DRIPPING WET SERIES #3 - CARNAL CASSEROLE
(...)
5) THE PORN STORE CLERK LAUGHED AT ME
84. CLIMAX SHOTS #70 - MY BROWN EYE, NOT THE WINKER, THE STINKER
85. BUMPIN DONUTS
(...)
87. AMBER THE LESBIAN QUEEFER
88. MAY THE FORESKIN BE WITH YOU
89. RED HOT CHO CHOS
90. WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY
91. PRETTY LIL' SISTAS #1 - BEAUTIFUL BLACK POPOZUDAS!
92. BEEPING MISS BUFFY
93. BACKDOOR LAMBADA
94. WALL TO WALL #24 - HELLO TITTY
(...)
96. BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRA MILKMAIDS
(...)
98. WHAT'S THE LESBIAN DOING IN MY PIRATE MOVIE?
99. LUSTY LIFE #89 - SLIDE YOUR LONG LOAF IN MY HOT OVEN
100. ADVENTURES OF THE FART BITCHES
101. JERK YOUR CUM CRAYON AND COLOR ME WHITE
102. BEVERLY HILLS 9021-HO!
103. I SAW MOMMY EATING SANTA CLAUS
104. 21 HUMP STREET
(...)
108) HAIRY HONIES #11
110) BIG, BROWN, BOMB BOO-YOW BOOTY, BRAZILIAN BITCHES.
