Dobradinha (mais uma) Overheard in New York

A vida está cheia de Mikes:

Guy #1: We could go by Mike's.
Guy #2: Which Mike? Fun Mike or Shitty Mike?
Guy #1: I always forget which one is which with you.
Guy #1: Fun Mike always pays for everything... Shitty Mike always has no money and throws up.
Guy #2: You'd think I could keep that straight.

Podes ser gay, mas não a descrever as coisas:

Cop, taking report of stolen car: Ok, what was the color, make and model?
Metro Guy: It's cranberry and...
Cop: Cranberry's something you eat, son, your car was red.

Por vezes, temos o privilégio de assistir a momentos únicos, irrepetíveis, como o preciso instante em que a casca de ovo da inocência começa a fender:

Teen girl #1: Guess what? Savannah gave Zach a blow job!
Teen girl #2: Huh?
Teen girl #1: I don't know what it is either, but that's what people are saying.